Monday, July 27, 2009

Coming Soon to the EADJ Crappinema: Sol Goode

We at EADJ already have a serious backlog of crappy movies to watch, due to the 2-for-1 combo DVDs that we've acquired. But one glance at this bad boy at Pathmark, and we were SOLD, son:


Carmen Electra? Sweet. Cheri Oteri? Okay. Tori Spelling? Awesome. Jamie Kennedy? Yay. Robert Wagner? Fuck yeah. So it's essentially a Shoney's salad bar of random actors in what appears to be a cheeky, coming-of-age comedy.


The excellent blurb from the back:

Who is Sol Goode? Sol Goode (pronounced "good") is the man! Sol and his boys live in the lap of luxury. They have everything going for them except real jobs, steady relationships and money! The charm, good looks and fast-talk have carried Sol and his friends through life, but his luck may have just run out. After a string of bad luck leaves him facing eviction, a wrecked car and the threat of actually having to get off his butt to work for a living, Sol finally figures out what the meaning of life is. He is in love with his best friend Chloe. She's beautiful, smart and is the only one who doesn't fall for his 'game'! Now he's on a quest to win her heart. Whether you're crude, lewd, or just a slacker dude it's ....SOL GOODE!


So right when he's about to learn about personal responsibility, he falls in love with his best friend? Huh? What does that have anything to do with anything? I cannot WAIT to watch this.

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