Thursday, July 16, 2009

Become a Fan

Spotted on Facebook, an ad inviting me to be a fan of mostaccioli????


Friggin' random. And why is it talking in the first person.


Oh, Pewter Bear, there you are, you rascally scamp. I've been looking all over for you. Been asking around to see what you've been up to. Oh, this? This is a baseball bat with nails pounded into it. I just carry it around as a fashion accessory, nothing more. No, that's not blood on it. That's mostaccioli sauce. Or as you just explained before, marinara sauce. Yeah. Hold still, buddy. I wanna talk to you... Come here.

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