Monday, May 16, 2011
An Open Letter To "That Guy" On the Subway
Dude,
What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you SO tired from shopping at the M&M Store that you just have to lean your whole body on the pole? Now the rest of us standing on the train have to "surf" when the train moves or have to put our hands against the ceiling like goddam Spider-Man because your indolent ass thinks you found a "seat."
And as if that pole isn't dirty enough, you have to fit it between your butt cheeks, too? Some midget's hands are going to smell like your asshole now. Think about that.
Fuck your mother!
EADJ
Labels:
laziness,
lazy blog entry,
moon scared of spider,
New York,
subways
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