Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Ad

Spotted in the "Pets" section of AM New York, an ad for HydroControl dog harnesses:


"With benefits?" With an ellipsis?

Oh, you know. We sell these traditional harnesses...with benefits, wink wink. You know. With a little something-something on the side, you catch my drift? A little "how do you do"-type of (whistle sound) action, a little afternoon walkies delight, 'na mean? Wink wink, say no more?

You get FREE SEX with these harnesses, is what they're saying.

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