Things I don't expect to hear anytime soon from a cab driver:"Those bike messengers are a pure delight!"
"You want to pay with a credit card? No problem, boss!"
"Why yes, I will hang up my cell phone so that I can concentrate on driving."
"Rice and Western? I know exactly where that is and will get you there posthaste!"
"You want a receipt? Here, take a whole pad of 'em!"
"You're right. Me blasting NPR doesn't make me appear any smarter. I'll turn it down."
"There are seven of you, and you're all obnoxiously drunk? Pile in, kids!"
"My name is Dean Hacohen."
"You don't have enough money? TUUUUUUUU!"
"You no make fun. My name really TRAN PHAT."
(pictured above, Nancy M watches as four gallons of sour cream are slathered onto her ginormous Morton's tater)
33 comments:
post of the week.
Ginormous Morton's Tater is not a euphemism for anything, btw.
rock it now! i'm back in black. back in act(ion). loving the living. living to love you. take it away estoye-man. take it to the ha-cohen. take it to the bridge. rock me alllll nighhhht long. long like witherspoon's legs. long like larry's pinky nail. long like margot's cat's stripey tail. long like melinda's boy's sand-filled beach pail. long like the dawn. long like i love you. long time baby david. long time no see. long time no sea. long time without vince in my mem-o-rey. long time without ryan and brad. long time so good. long time so sad. potato bake. potato break. potato turned into a flat fluffy pan-cake. love you david e. love you so much you see. love dean and love the crack. love comes. love don't go back. love you. smack. love you. whack. love you. comment attack!!!!!!!!!!!
that one goes out to andrew. word.
interview me! interview me! an i'll leave the comments at three............... boo yaaaaaaaaaaaa
Larry's pinky nail?
ginormous marton's tater
What. You never seen his pinky nail? Nice one.
Have a great weekend, Davey-babe.
CLEAR THE POOL.
Lindermullerrrrrrrrrr. RAAAR. Hot stuff. Oh baby. Ramalamadingdong. Laying it on thick, rhymes with Joel and his favorite apetite supressant: SNICK. Snicker baby. They last a long time. Caramel. Chocolate. Nugat. Yum Yum in the Tum Tum. Estoye got the motion. I got the ocean. Float my boat baby. Ramalama. Hacohen. Yee haw!!! Jessica Jessicia mi my Fessica. Crack is back!!!! WHOOOPIEEEE YEEEEE HAAAAA Take it away Kriv master flash. Doo waaaah diddy dumb. Dooo waaaah diddy oh. Do way Estoye-ya. Take me to Rice. Take me to Rice. Do I need to ask you twice? When you was little, did you have LICE. haahahahahahahah LOL LOL whoopie! whoopie! hot stuff. all night. this feels. so right. cramer. k. marshall. r. janet. r. reno or bust. reno or bust. reno or bust. reno or bust. say it with rust. say it with lust. reno or bust. reno or bust...
clear the pool? what do you take me for? a fool.
Rhymefest.
I am not a euphemism.
It's downright Witherspoonian.
Joshua! Joshua! Where's your tree? Joshua! Joshua! The bible and me!
lifestyles of the rich and famous. back on that train. never to be heard of again. but they love it. but they love it. the more you try to erase me. the more that i care. oh. the more that i care. and they love it. and they love it. the more you try. the more that you crea... piano break. grippimpp. like an eye drop of turpentine. witherspoon is hot hot heat. hot hot heat. joshua and david in da house. esotye witherspoon. sounds like an actress. what if you two had a baby. the more you try to erase me. the more. the more. the more. and they love it and they love it and they love it. schwa. schwa. dinner at schwa with hacohen in seven days!!!!!!!!!!!! schwa-cohen. oh yeah baby. i got my drink in my ham.
interview me! interview me! it would be the hands down best ever feature on eat a dick joel, the blog. hot damn. scrambled eggs and cheeze!
we strongly support an interview with anonymous 1.
Curlz.
oh yeah baby. oh yeah baby. oh yeah. do it. just do it. nike swoosh at ya baby davey.
i'm stupid
No, I'm the real anonymous. And I'M STUPID.
Why is everyone makng fun of me? Im not hurting nobody
noel ritter. cracker man! puttin' on the ritz. pudding on a ritz. i'm anonymous and i'm proud.
This shit is crazy!!!! FUCKING A!!!!!!
rock it to the seventh level amy. we got you covered. we love the slide. we love the glide. we love the dream. amy rockit like it's never bean. THE CHICAGO BEAN!!!!!!! Silver streak through the park. ING the bank. LOT. Wooweeeeeeeeee
post of the week.
I am McLovin.
Anonymous, Hieronymous. Mickey Mousimus. Gluteus Maximus. Maximum Overdrive. Drive You into the Dirt! Dirt McGirt! Captain Kirk! Wipe off that smirk! Kevin Smith in "Clerks!"
nice try.
Write that down!
Somebody close the comments on this bitch.
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