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- Laying it on thick
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A comprehensive list of everyone who has spotted the Shorter, Fatter Version of Scott Peterson
- John Reid (August 23,2016) **MOLLUSK AWARD**
- Tom Weingard (June 4, 2012) **DARK CHOCOLATE MOLLUSK AWARD** & (FEB 22, 2013) **KEVLAR PORTUGUESE MAN OF WAR AWARD**
- Mig Ponce (Dec 7, 2011) **HOT SHOT CITY MOLLUSK AWARD**
- Diego Guitierrez (Nov 3, 2011) **ROBIN MEADE MOLLUSK AWARD**
- Vince Soliven (September 7, 2011) **ONYX MOLLUSK AWARD**
- ANDY WESTBROCK (April 1, 2022) **ONYX MOLLUSK AWARD**
- Emily Sander (Oct 25) ***PLATINUM MOLLUSK AWARD***
- Barry F (June 29, 2009) ***JADE MOLLUSK AWARD***
- Matt Spett (June 13)
- Phil Flicklicker (May 24, Sept 25)
- Pat Hanna (May 22)
- Ryan Boblett (Mar 20, May 21) ***GOLD MOLLUSK AWARD***
- Matt Webb (May 21)
- Josh Witherspoon (mid April)
- Michelle Litos (April 26, July 31)
- Emily Kane (Mar 22, Oct 25) ***PLATINUM MOLLUSK AWARD***
- Jessica Foster (Mar 22, June 18)
- John Carstens (Early Feb 2007)
- Christian Golden (Feb 2007)
- Larry Liss (Feb 21, June 13, June 26)
- Andrew Gall (Feb 21, May 9, July 26, July 27) ***PLATINUM & ADAMANTIUM MOLLUSK AWARD, SMECIAL POLONIUM MOLLUSK AWARD***
- Joe Nudelman (Jan 22)
- Todd Crisman (Jan 19)
- David Estoye (Jan 17, 2007; June 8, 2009)
336 comments:
1 – 200 of 336 Newer› Newest»gotta love vince.
*SWAK*
hot stuff solivan in da house!
i'd like to get a look at your mail sack.
maybe i can treat you to and overnight delivery. if you know what i mean.
neither rain, sleet, snow, or hail will stop me from my mission of delivering a letter stamped with L-O-V love.
but david can stop me. he's the only one. obi one. can-nob-E. oh yeah! diatribe in the house of the rising sun. Krich central override. Jessica 2.0 with 500 gigahurts of terrabyte tangle top tube tan traide triumph inside the only marshall in a town of ross. firefly action! say it again. whoop there it ain't. whoop there it is.
and whoop those nike id kicks. hottest ankle action. estoye brings it.
brings it good.
brings it to hyatt when he wants.
brings it to heinz when he can.
brought it to scott wild at the bowling alley.
brought it to crazy pants shanigan at the jewel-osco.
and bring brought it to all of us with the EADJ to the double-A top dawg rocker shizzle.
with a gee-whiz where do i sit. how can he not see me fizzle.
honkey.
what you talking 'bout joel?
who's the boss.
who da man.
who the dreamer lost in dreams.
who the skeemer lost in skeems.
who the rider lost in rye.
who the surfer lost in fur.
and who the commenter lost in i'm otta here.
that be me. little 'ol me.
if you blink twice. twinkle your toes. look to the east, west, south. out one of them windows. then maybe you see just a glimmer of me. sparkling like the wide open sea.
c++ that is.
code for take it easy boys. enjoy the ride.joel has nice breath and the other one has nice thighs.
back to work. back to work.
and one for good measure.
Jesus.
WWEADJD?
WWBHW?
What would Brad Harvey write?
WWAWC?
What would a woodchuck chuck?
can you believe we get paid to sit around doing this?
eww. joel gets paid?
only by YO MOMMA.
estoye! in my office! we need to talk about this!
NOW.
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scott wild's age
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this is gearing up to be the most commented post in EADJ history.
but it doesn't count if it's all from the same person.
who said that? sure it does.
no it doesn't.
yes it does.
no it doesn't.
yes it. oh, ok. you win.
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psych!
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live in a shoe.
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knock on the door
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some kids and some dicks
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SIXTY NINE BABY. SIXTY NINE.
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age of brad harvey's mole.
(it's a leap year)
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days it took bill dow to write "the greatest headline known to man"
it
has
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stop
but
maybe
i
will
leave
the
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hundreth
comment
just
for
you
whoever posts the 100th comment wins a free lunch on David Estoye.
you just have to post with your full name and phone number.
or e-mail address or cubicle location.
and you will win a fat-a** sandwich with all the toppings courtesy of Mr. EADJ himself, Mr. David "EADJ" Estoye.
And if you're luck comes true David will join you with sandwich bliss.
YES! Not only will you have the honorific honor of being the 100th comment on this tastefully titled "Let's Dip the EADJ Mail Sack In Our Mouth!" blog post, but you'll also get to enjoy a SAMMY with non other than the man himself.
So David, be a sport and honor this competition. And whoever happens to be the 100th comment on this post. May the force of Joel be with you. Rock on my brotha. Rock on. AND THE WINNER IS.... drum roll please.........................
100. free lunch. maybe tube of meat.
but who are you???
who are you? who who are you? i really want to know!
who won the contest?
IF YOU'RE ANONYMOUS, YOU CAN'T COLLECT, YOU DUMB SAP!
don't make us have to go to 200 so we can offer the prize to someone else. please just tell us your name. in fact anyone at all, just give us your name and the prize is yours. we'll never know for sure if you were the 100th comment because it was anonymous. so send in your name. the next full name put in the comments section along with either your phone number, cubicle location, or e-mail will get a free lunch on and with david.
FIRE CROTCH!
Christian Golden. You know where to find me.
Joe Baran.
you can find me here. http://www.joebaran.net/Portfolio%201/joebaranimage10.html
let's do lunch. on you! and when i say on you, i mean ON YOU.
They're coming out of the woodwork now.
Peter Krivkovich. I'm everywhere, and lunch is on me David.
TSFVOSP. You think I haven't been reading this? I'll take you up on that sandwich offer. Just no salads.
Yo guys. I already won. David, where ya wanna go? *Christian.
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ciento ocho
cent et neuf
Ein Hundert und zehn
Huch!
cento e venti-due
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75 more to go before the next winner of the Weiner-Schnitzle competition is announced. A Weiner-Schnitzle and a slice of pie to the kool kat who posts the 200th comment to this blog post. Let's do it. Let's go all the way to 200 baby! Nothing can stop ya when you've got the wind on your back, a spring in your step, and something Joel wants to eat in your pocket. Up, up, and awayyyyyyyyyyyy
dude. this isn't funny. get a life. Love your pal Lou-Lou Slotkin.
JOEL! We're getting closer. You can feel it rising.
More tips from Jessica.
More links for the sphinx.
More videos for the kideos.
More posts before I eat my toast.
More love before Joel eats a bug.
More slaw before Estoye eats it raw.
More Hyatt before we low-it.
More Dow before Jones.
More comments so David knows he's not alone.
And Todd too.
Vince.
Larry.
Moe.
Graham Potante.
Duckworth, Alexander.
Why do fools fall in love?
Why do birds laugh so gay?
And why do they fall in lo-ove?
Tell me why-eye-eye.
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The dream of 150 comments has just been realized. Can I get an AMEN! amen brotha. amen.
Comment 100 = Vince
Buy me some lunch! Do it!
You're like 50 comments too late to collect, "Vince."
Nice try.
If ever there was a comment list this long, Joel would eat it.
But come on David, cut Vince some slack. Take him down to Sbarro and get him a slice.
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or does this have to go to 200...
Denise Jenkins.
an elephant. wait, is that denise up above. then i'm out of here. eadj.
AN ELEPHANT.
a massive massive elephant.
Flicklicker.
i never like to toot my own horn BEEP BEEP but how about a special EADJ exclusive interview with anonymous? i'm yours if you want me.
mr. anonymous. i presume you are a mister. how much is a duck worth?
Point One Percent.
and that concludes our interview. nice talking to you anon. we at EADJ love you. in fact we're taking it about ourselves to rename this blog EADJ (the J now standing for Josh instead of Joel) just because we can and just because we love you. Kudos to you Mr. Anonymous. Love all around.
Did David and Vince get back from lunch yet. Can't wait to hear all about it.
Wedding Tips! Wedding Tips!
I really need to read that damn brief.
HOODOO GURUSSSSSSSSS.
getting closer to 200 comments. there's about to be another winner. woo-eyyyyyy.
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pounds larry weighed on the bathroom scale this morning.
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number of dicks joel has eaten this week alone.
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minutes ayana just spent on the phone.
telling dean nobody is laughing about his nose-picking picture.
no one.
except maybe phil.
but that's just to deflect from people laughing about his last name.
booger flick licker. yum!
what do you call someone who ate too much and then slithered his tounge across a movie screen?
don't be mean.
yeah who is this. don't be mean.
especially because we're coming up upon another milestone in the hallowed EADJ blog-history.
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here's the dealio. this is comment #197. i'll post one more comment after this, making it a grandissimo total of 198 posts. DAVID ESTOYE will then use the following comment #199 to confirm that he will purchase a lunch (value not to ecxede $22) for the 200th commentor. BUT THE COMMENTOR MUST NOT POST ANNONYMOUSLY. THEY MUST POSTE WITH AN OFFICEIAL BLOGGER PROFILE and they must not eat dick. David, take it away my brotha-in-blog-heaven.
the tension is building. i love it. WHO WILL BE OUR 200th WINNER! the game begins NOW!!!!!!!!!!
This is bullshit.
Bullshit, I say.
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