Friday, April 27, 2007

***Star Wars, Episode VI: The Return of the SFVOSP***


The Shorter Fatter Version of Scott Peterson. When he rains, he pours. Andrew Gall spotted the less towering, less svelte copy of Scott Peterson on the way to work today. This is his submittal:

Things we've learned about the SFVOSP this morning:

---he wears Tommy Hilfiger carpenter jeans
---he reads the Sun Times
---he enjoys yogurt


There was a near-confrontation when a woman briskly exited the elevator, bumping the arm of our bulging brother-in-arms. But nothing happened. He exited quickly on 22.


(pictured above, Vince's rendering of the SFVOSP. It should be noted that Vince has NOT seen this person and is basing his drawing on Andrew's description)

UPDATE: EADJ reporters will make a complete list of all businesses operating on the 22nd floor and slowly deduce the SFVOSP's place of work.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Forget about the SFVOSP. There's a Swedish version of Brad! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPkPLLojVmU