Friday, April 20, 2007

SHOCKER!!


Sources have not confirmed this yet, but apparently Joel did NOT eat dick yesterday.

Four think tanks in Washington are trying to come up with a theory to explain this astounding aberration. Their theories so far:

• Joel really did eat dick, but he lied that he didn't.

• Joel somehow found the Invisible Man

• Lent?

• The security cameras that usually record Joel eating dick were for some reason turned off by Joel's chimp servant.

• Joel has found a hole to another dimension where he can eat an infinite amount of new dick while looking like he never ate a single dick in this dimension.

• That Joel just dropped the ball, and this universe is about to invert on itself.

(pictured above, Old Navy introduces the new Jessica Foster line)

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