This Week's Least Popular Hashtags on Xitter

Elon Musk's social media platform is now overrun by white supremacists, anti-democratic foreign troll farms and miserable far right shitposters. But there's also a dark side.

This platform is so overridden by negativity that certain hashtags have sharply fallen in usage. Here are some of them:

#diversity

#equity

#inclusion

#commonsense

#common_sense

#notbeingapieceofshitisagoodthing

#myfavoriteMayaAngelouquotes

#nosupportingourfuckingracistasspresident

#takingastepbackandthinkingaboutwhywomendontwanttofuckme

Good Financial Call.

You know, after careful consideration, I think my personal library could stand to break out of its rigid 'hardcover only' policy and accept the occasional paperback onto its shelves.

In this one case, at the very least.

Gettin Paid in 2025

Pictured below, former meme guy from 2010 parlays his internet fame into a suitable endorsement deal.

 

Get that bag, Antoine!

My Bad.

As a kid, I had always assumed the traffic light in Mr. Rogers's house was stolen.

UAG

Guess Who Was Spotted in the Latest Episode of South Park

Well, well, well. It appears after three years and no updates, the Shorter Fatter Version of Scott Peterson has decided to appear and join South Park's Season 28 Episode 4 "Turkey Trot".

Welcome back, Mr. Wood!

Newest Guests Added to VidCon 2025 in Savannah, Georgia

VidCon is back and with it a slew of influencers, podcasters and online personalities, all eager to meet and greet their followers. Here are the latest guests added to the live event:

• Conte crayon master SMEARNOFF will create a live portrait of actress Jennifer Lawrence, who will not be attending

• Jack Dorsey launches a rebooted version of Vine, will speak for 8 seconds

• The guy who animates Cocomelon content will speak about his close relationship with Satan

• Former fiancees and influencers Catherine Wilkes-Haggarty and Gumble Ranceforth Distinguish will reunite briefly for a shared branded content video before never speaking to each other again

• That French chef that makes everything out of chocolate will carve a bust of every single attendee to VidCon. You laugh, but that motherfucker can do it.