Today We Asked A Man With His Head Squeezed Between A Woman's Thighs How He's Holding Up

"Th... thanks for asking... *guh* I'm good... (gasp) can't complai..." *neck snaps*

Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Netflix This Month

Due to contract updates, the following movies and TV shows will be removed from Netflix this week:

• Gusta Wind

• MMA News delivered by an old lady reading a copy of PARADE magazine

• The Deadliest Crotch

• Heroic DMV Bloopers

• Live Webcam of Gerbils Fucking

Thanks to new contracts, the following movies and TV shows will be added to Netflix this week:

• Dust That Ass (home renovation show with a feral donkey)

• Suge Knight's Craft Corner

• Now That's What I Call A Cry For Attention

• America's Got Coronavirus

• Star Trek: Writer's Room

• Impractical Chokers

• Pharmaceutical Commercials' Best Farmers Markets

Another Incomplete List of Things That Are Objectively Cuter Than Ariana Grande

Previous Ariana Grande segments here.

You've probably noticed by now that Ariana Grande is cute. That's because everything Ariana Grande says, sings, does or bats her eyelashes at are to let you know that she is cute. But here we at EADJ would like to suggest that there a few things that are actually cuter than Ms. Grande.

• Ponies with ponytails

• Orphanage gas leaks

• The way old men stammer when outwitted

• Terrible balloon animals

• Jello shots that don't make it into your mouth

• Snails wearing bibs

• Yoda holding Baby Yoda

• Dynasty reruns on mute

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The ProofrEADJer: April Edition

Once Again, It's Time To Say Goodbye To All The Shit That Advertisers Want You To Say Goodbye To

Goodbye! Goodbye & hello! Goodbye! Goodbye! Good bye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Hello! Goodbye! Goodbye! 

A Complete List of Things To Say At A Gender Reveal Party

1) "Oh! It's gonna be a boy! Congratulations!"

2) "Did you think it was going to be a boy?"

3) "Did you think it was going to be a girl?"

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