Kill It With Fire

Spotted on Disney+, a promo for the Disneynature Collection:

Great gosh. An attempt at artistic digital collage ends up looking like painful radioactive mutations. And what are the large shapes containing it all? Oh, they're the animals' environments– an iceberg, a leaf and a droplet of water.

If A.I. isn't responsible for these horrific design decisions, I'd sure as hell blame it on that.

More Fake Taglines For a Crappy Movie That Would Rather Be Lost To Obscurity

The EADJ Facebook Defriender

I've got plenty of FB friends. I can afford to lose one or two. Like D_______ who posted this dumb and vaguely racist meme on her Wall:

Come again? What are you saying now? If there were more corporal punishment, kids wouldn't go around acting like wannabe gangsta thugs, is that the lesson? Or is it a very roundabout way of saying that black kids need to be spanked more? Whatever, man. My brain can't close the loop for you if you don't meet it halfway.

Yeah, D____, you were spanked and look how you turned out. Inarticulate and simplistic. BYE BYE!

This film has not been rated.

An Imagined Conversation

"Hey, Dummy."
"Don't call me Dummy. My name is Donnie."
"Hey, Dummy, what's the name of that trucking company we use to haul our auto parts?"
"I keep telling you not to call me that."
"Well?"
"Well, what?"
"What's the name of that trucking company, Dummy?"
"Oh. I forget."
"You're useless."
"I do remember that they had a logo of two dolphins fucking."
"I hate you."