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Get it right, people! David Novarro is a TV news journalist for WABC-TV in the New York tri-state area.

Dave Navarro is the guitarist for Jane's Addiction and formerly of the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

David Novarro is currently the co-anchor of the Eyewitness News 4pm Newscast alongside Liz Cho.

Dave Navarro has two pierced nipples and used to tap Carmen Electra's ass on the regular.

David Novarro was once voted "Best Newscaster" in a Chicago Kiss FM radio poll.

Dave Navarro's facial hair looks like felt cutouts of boomerangs glued on his head.

Dave Navarro prefers to play a black Gibson Les Paul or an Ibanez RG series guitar.

David Novarro once caught a lot of hatemail for saying it was "hot as hell" on a 2006 weathercast.

Dave Navarro has been neck deep in pussy longer than you can ever imagine.

So has David.

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Vince Camuto is a brand of women's footwear and handbags, commonly associated with the Nine West Brand.

Neil Cavuto is an anchor and commentator on the Fox Business Network and also host of "Your World With Neil Cavuto and "Cavuto On Business." 

Vince Camuto shoes are known for their chunky heel and flashy colors.

Neil Cavuto is known for being a partisan hack with an anti-immigrant bias and full-of-shit leading questions.

The Vince Camuto Dita Wedge Sandal has been criticized for being too loud, flashy and impractical for everyday use. 

Neil Cavuto has been criticized for having a gigantic head that looks like a ham with a toupee and glasses.

Vince Camuto watches, clothing and accessories can be found at department stores like Nordstrom, Macy's and Dillards.

Neil Cavuto can be found interviewing such business news experts as Sarah Palin, Hugh Hefner and Fabio.

So in summary,

Vince: is cool

Neil: can go fuck his mother

Feet Fay Fick Foel

In an ongoing effort to keep his weight off, Joel has requested all potential dick-eatees to not slather their dicks in gravy or ranch dressing.

"It's very thoughtful of you fellas to add a little something to the mix, and I do appreciate the gesture," Joel said in a booth in a Bob Evans off the freeway, "But a man's gotta keep his figure down, and too many fatty condiments add up. Especially when I'm eating like 800 in one sitting, BURP."

Since 2003, Joel has lost a total 48 lbs. and is now at a very agile 130 lbs. 132 if he has two dicks in his mouth.

In response to Joel's new request, many local eateries and grocery stores are now offering a "No Trans Fat" version of a popular lime tequila dick eating sauce.

(pictured above, Al Roker has the unmitigated Andrew GALL to tell people to eat healthier when all he did was cheat via gastric bypass surgery)