Spotted On the Sidewalk in Midtown

A love letter to Edward.


Although I'm not familiar with the movie or book, the melodramatic devotion suggests that it might be a "Twilight" reference, which is even more ridiculous than regular teen melodrama.

A Note the Wife Left

Step 1: Get a slip of paper
Step 2: Find a pen
Step 3: Write a note
Step 4: Crack open the dishwasher door
Step 5: Put pen back

OR

Step 1: Empty the goddamn dishwasher



Here's one that John Reid left:

Fun With Non-English Speaking People Leaving Notes On Inanimate Objects!

(pictured above, a dryer at a laundromat and a stove outside a repair shop. Both in Brooklyn)