Names of Public E-Scooters That Are Either Real Or Could Be

Bird

Lime

Jump

Skip

Putz

Bolt

Circ

Slutz

Dott

Fuck

Poppi

Cock

Beam

Trotti

Shits

Spin

Berkowitz

From a Dumb Commercial

EDITOR'S NOTE: The reason that I'm posting this now is that I no longer work at the ad agency that created this commercial.

"Hello, Enterprise Rent-A-Car? Can you pick me up? I'm at a repair shop. And I know this because there's this gigantic sign saying REPAIR SHOP inside the shop, almost in the mechanic's way. Why do they have such a big, obvious sign?"

"Hello, hysterical woman. Yes, I personally will pick you up. My name's Brad. I've got a waterbed at my apartment."

"So you just came here to fuck me?"

"Good God, that is a huge fucking sign."