Today We Asked A Man With His Head Squeezed Between A Woman's Thighs To Address The Rumors Of Roblox Shutting Down

"Good question. A rumor earlier this yea... GAH.. year claimed that the immensely popula... *oof* popular online game Roblox... huff...  would be getting shutdown on March 22 2020... ow ow ow ow.. but this hasn't ...ACK...been confirmed by... choke... the creators themselves. *tries to breathe* The 100 million monthly Roblox players... argh... stop... stop... will be happy to hear... ouch, my throat... that the shutting down claims are fake... *coughs* and all reportedly emerged... ouch... no... no... agh... from prank website React2424. ACK! *dies*

The Shorter Fatter Longest Running Schtick on EADJ

Submitted by Matt Spett:
Larry and I saw Scott Peterson look-alike in the elevator about a half-hour ago. I tried to capture the moment but it didn't work out so well. Just want it to be documented on EADJ.

Submitted by Larry Liss, who's been reading way too much WWTDD:
And by "couldn't capture the moment" he means "completely inept at working the camera function on his cell phone."

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