Friday, September 9, 2022

More Available But Frickin' Awful Porn Names

Congrats on your Sassy Dark Enterprises! Before we start shooting with this here iPhone 13 Max, you'll need to pick a porn name -something you’ll go by at porn conventions and cell phone repair store grand openings. Here's an empty dildo box full of porn names that you can pick from. Help yourself to any of it, but fair warning– these are pretty stupid:


Him


Alan Rench

Anal Alda

Johnny Cum Rapely

P.P. Inyertwat

Rim Tintin



Her


Allovia Chest

Pudenda Gushalott

Norma Lee Notintothistypeofthing

Tuesday Muffins

Annette Flix Original

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