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Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Second Week of March Edition

Who still uses Twitter anymore? Oh yeah, our stupid president.

Here are some dumb, unused hashtags that maybe he (or you) could use. Go nuts:

#antelopecum

#eatadickMalala

#bedazzledscrotum

#FerreroRocherballgag

#Republicancompassion

#thishashtagisacryforhelp

#AndrewRidgleyCDboxset

#CheesecakeFactoryworkerstrike

#checkoutthetitsonthatfeministicon

#bingewatchingBreakingBadwhileonmeth

#UncleRemustouchedmeinaninappropriateway

#Ivefitmyfistintomymouthbutnowitsstuckpleasehelpme