Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Hulu This Month

Periodically, Hulu renews or cancels shows or movies based on viewer preferences. Here are all the shows that will be added to Hulu this month due to demand:

• Straight Dickin'

• I'd Like To Speak To Your Manager: The Unfunny Prank Show

• Highly Sensitive Government Secrets Involving National Security REVEALED!

• DreamWorks Animation Presents: Loogey and Turd

• Now That's What I Call Collating!

And here are the shows and movies that Hulu is removing from their streaming service this month:

• Baguette: An Erotic Journey To The South of France

• A Group of Children Won't Stop Talking About Paw Patrol

• DIS RIGHT HERE!

• Folding Towels: The Bed Bath and Beyond ASMR Community

• The Real Househusbands of The 2020 Pandemic

25 Days of Hallmark Movies, Day 11: "A Majestic Christmas"

Ever know someone who kept aggressively bugging you about getting into the Christmas spirit? Well, imagine an entire town of people like that, pressuring you constantly to embrace their traditions and shaming you if you don't respond enthusiastically and become one of them. Sound oppressive and terrifying? That's "A Majestic Christmas!"

Romance Factor: 3 out of 10

Christmas Cheer: 14 out of 10

Overall Rating: 8.6 out of 10

Time Until First Kiss: 00:56:52

The EADJ Fashion Round-Up

I'm 13% certain she was going for the "Star Lord" look, but she achieved it.

The Scottish clan whose tartan pattern this represents put a bounty out on that slacker kid's head.

"I am a fun-loving person. Look at my fucking feet."

A Bill Cosby sweater, in this day and age? Points for balls, I guess.

This suave, debonair Lothario spoke in a deep Russian accent. No change necessary, Romeo!

The atrocity known as the Man Bun must be clipped in the nub.

I really hope she nails that job interview she's on her way to.

Finally, A Worthy Addition To the Blackberry Face Collection

It's been over a year now since the last addition has been made to The Blackberry Face exhibit, and even though multiple potential candidates have been presented, none has earned a place in this renowned art project. Until today.

Eat A Dick Joel, in conjunction with the Greta Meert Foundation and the Brussels Foire des Antiquaires are pleased to unleash a ninth worthy addition to the vaunted Blackberry Face collection.

Here now for the first time is "Margaret:"

Yes, "Margaret" is holding a mobile device and has the requisite "sturgeon mouth" that the previous eight entries display, but what sets "Margaret" apart from her predecessors is her fanciful steampunk top hat with a peacock feather sticking out of the brim. Unexpected and absolutely exquisite.

Shortly after the photo was taken on the 23rd Street R subway line, some gallery experts reviewed the latest submission and unanimously approved it. "Margaret" joins the eight other Blackberry Faces to create a stunning 9-piece polyptych.

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Curators have been quick to point out that "Margaret" has unusual dimensions because the peacock feather was required in the shot as well as the mobile device. She now takes up 2 of the spaces that the others occupy.

This new exhibit will be on display at the Museet for samtidskunst (Norwegian Museum of Contemporary Art) in Oslo starting March 16. Tickets will be 20 kr for general audience and 10 kr for members. Please, no selfie sticks or children's "roller" shoes.

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Special "Hat and Accessories" Edition: