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This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness

Every song on this album is in the key of "sea." Get it? SEA? Get it?

Kent never liked using crosswalks. Especially when he's crossing an airport runway.

Where did Consequence find satin pajamas for a kid? I bet Sylvester Stallone is wondering who burglarized his bedroom.

"You got any more of them hat pins, man?"

Say what you will about Cartoon Lil Flash - he does practice good trigger discipline.

A man can only take so many episodes of "The Talk."

Mike regretted riding in the back of his aunt's El Camino through Atlanta's "paved" streets.

There's something wrong when your mixtape cover makes you think less of the rapper and more about Zappos.com's return policy.

Amazingly, this album is all tender love ballads with backing vocals by John Legend and Norah Jones.

Getting Famouser!

If ever there were a good time to be Joel, that time would be now.

Sony Music has asked Joel to write the liner notes for Fantasia Barrino's next album.

"The, ah, styre. And, ah, the humol which Joer uses in his writing has made him perfect candidate," said Sony's stereotypical Japanese and sometimes Chinese spokesman Takeshi Xiu, "We rike velly much Joer's writing in Wicked Wicked Games. Big Happy Fun Time Explosion!"

In addition to the Fantasia liner notes, Joel has also been asked to write a fax spam sheet and a sign for one of the broken copy machines.

"I'm thinking either 'COPIER DOWN' or 'OUT OF ORDER– PLEASE USE THE ONE ON THE 14TH FLOOR.'" said a clearly psyched Joel, on the assignment.

When asked about Joel's extracurricular activities of eating massive amounts of dick, Xiu had this to say:

"Why you think we hire him? We want our dick eated too!"

Then everyone at the press conference had a long, hearty laugh that froze when the credits started rolling.

(pictured above, will.i.am, apl.de.ap, Taboo, and Fergie say 'Fuck it.' And the inevitable fallout by the hipster crowd ensues)