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EADJ Wishes You A Happy Independence Day

EADJ would like to wish all our American readers a happy July 4th. The idea of a country with the promise of expressing yourself freely, carving out a living for yourself and living without oppression lives on, and patriots continue to hold dear and fight for that idea.

(Ray can be spotted in the middle of the boat, btw lol)

Some Movie Ideas Based On The Hardware Section of Walgreen's

Now having mined every comic book, board game, and shitty young adult novel for feature film ideas, major Hollywood studios have no alternative than to turn to the hardware section of Walgreen's rather than come up with some original script ideas. 

Here now are four major, major releases given the green light to shoot in Leavenworth Studios in England, all for 20th Century Fox who have paid a premium for exclusive rights:

"Wipe New" starring Maggie Gyllenhaal and Channing Tatum

In the year 2098, your memories don't matter- they get "wiped" and replaced by newer, better ones. Two memory technicians discover how to alter the machines to give themselves pretty terrible childhood memories of going to the beach in Virginia. WIPE NEW.

"Tub Stopper" starring Lou Taylor Pucci, Quvenzhané Wallis and Gemma Arterton

From the makers of "Chumscrubber" and "Thumbsucker," "Tub Stopper" follows the travails of a college dropout who tries to find meaning in his pottery painting class. Garry Shandling plays the reluctant instructor!

"Over The Door Hooks" starring Jamie Bell, Chris Evans and Blake Lively

Three attractive CIA operatives wage war against a Red Roof Inn manager who they believe to be an Al Qaeda operative. Rosie Perez makes an appearance as herself.

"100 Watt Inverter" starring Tommy Lee Jones, Cedric the Entertainer and Emma Stone

Directed by Wes Anderson. Different actors put on different funny hats and deliver stilted but charming dialogue. Everything is shot symmetrically. Soundtrack by Mark Mothersbaugh zzzzzzzzzzzz

It's Casserole Clip-Art Season Again!

Mere days after Halloween, it is time once again to break out the casserole clipart in anticipation of the next holiday.

Casserole clipart is good for Thanksgiving invitations, Thanksgiving memos, Thanksgiving shopping list designs and other Thanksgiving related ephemera.

But not all casserole clipart is the same.

Some casserole clip art is better than other casserole clipart.

Lots of casserole clipart is in color, whereas there are some that are simply in black and white.

Some casserole clipart is so beautiful you could stick your dick in it.

Some casserole clipart is so hideous you could have it tuck its dick behind your balls.

Some casserole clipart is so clean and simple, you could feel ashamed for letting another casserole clipart do something like tuck its dick behind your balls.

Some casserole clipart doesn't show a casserole at all.

Some casserole clipart needs to be forgotten. Like that time that other casserole clipart… never mind.

ENJOY USING AND SHARING YOUR CASSEROLE CLIPART THIS MONTH!

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