Happy Friday the 13th From Eat A Dick Joel!

May all your dreams come true!

And Now, Vince's Uncle Roberto On How To Swaddle A Baby

1) Fold the swaddle into a diamond shape, and place baby on back in the center with shoulders just below the fold.

2) Place baby's right arm alongside the body, slightly bent. Take the same side of the swaddle and pull it securely across baby’s arm and chest, tucking the fabric under the baby. Leave the left arm free.

3) Fold the bottom of the swaddle up and over baby's feet. Tuck the point of the fabric into the top of the swaddle.

4) Place baby's left arm alongside the body, slightly bent. Take the remaining swaddle, and wrap it over baby’s arm and chest, tucking the fabric under baby to secure the swaddle.

And speaking of wraps, there's this really terrific Mediterranean wrap place near my company's garage. And if you mention my name, the owner Jon will hook you up with free chips. No joke!

Be safe kids!

EADJ Mini-Fashion Roundup

I'm pretty sure this woman just stuck her head in a cotton candy machine.

Two berets? Viva la resistance! But the lady in the black beret...

...is straight out of the next Indiana Jones movie. I bet there's a Luger and a treasure map in that bag!

But WAIT! Here's a sherpa to help our heroine find the ancient treasure of the Tibetan Whatsamadoogle!

That's it! I told you it was mini!

Here's An Untested Pet Theory

Theory: All advertisements for shitty reality shows must contain at least one person folding their arms.

I guess I should have collected a lot more samples to test this theory. Uh, stay tuned to this blog for more, soon.

Let's moisten the top part of the opening of the EADJ Mail Sack!

Todd Crisman submitted the following photos via cameraphone while he waited for the Metra train:



Man.