25 Days of Hallmark Movies, Day 12: "Christmas In Evergreen: Letters To Santa"

If the title seems unwieldy to you, it's because it's the second movie about a fictional town called Evergreen. Apparently the response to the first one was so good that they decided to build a whole mythology around the town using the same bit characters from before–like the Marvel Cinematic Universe but with even more MacGuffins and harder to believe leaps of faith.

Teddy Sears from the first movie is not in this new installment, but Ashley Williams had an hour to spare to show up and say some words.

Romance Factor: 4 out of 10

Christmas Cheer: 8 out of 10

Overall Rating: 6 out of 10

Time Until First Kiss: 01:22:09

This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness

If you ever want to make the value of your sports car plummet, have Rick Ross sit on the hood.

Jimmy Mulaaaa is so confused with all his material goods and extra As in his name that he tries to make a phone call on a stack of money.

Jose Guapo is so confused by his massive illustrated size that he answers the stack of money that started ringing.

"Definitiono Fag?"

No wonder the polar icecaps have been melting- Pitbull's been pissing on them.

It does a heart good to see a narcissistic/untalented rapper like Soulja Boy have his actual name MISSPELLED on a mix tape cover.

I really don't know where to start with this one. It wins this round for its awesomeness.

Looks like someone couldn't pass up the Duty Free shops at Charles De Gaulle Airport!