Some More Ready-To-Use But Godawful Porn Names

Welcome to the porn industry! We're sure your all oiled up and ready to get performing, but first we'll need you to pick a porn name. You know, like an alias to put on the credits so people can search for you in later productions if they like this one. Here's a box full of unused condoms and porn names. Help yourself to any of it, but fair warning– a lot of these are fucking awful:

Him

Monty Negro

Ren Faire

Q. Anon

Tardive Dyskinesia

Algo Rhythm

Perry Scope

Her

Cici MusicFactory

Coco Butthurt

Scala Wagg

Crustini Calzone

Chaka Khock

Malicia Emailvirus

Rhoda Rooter

Here Are A Few More Available But Horrible Porn Names

Great job, rookie, on deciding to join the porn film industry. But before you go before the cameras, you're going to have a porn name. So if you can't think of anything that hasn't been taken already, here are a few spare porn handles that no one has claimed yet. Help yourself:

Him

Baron Wasteland

8,477.646882

Commando Shorty

Uri-table Bowelsyndrome

Chef Boyareyouhung

Manboob Incel

Her

Suckagawea

Miyuzi Wazaton

Slut N. Pepper

Captcha Password

Gillian Seabass

Jenn O. Cide

We Re-Caption Some Falun Gong Exercises

"WASSUP NEW YOOOOOORK?"

"I've got the baby, but where is that closet light?"

"C'mon and dry, roll-on. I'm late for work!"

"♪ My name is Alexander Hamilton ♪"

"Sorry. I don't care if you do know the DJ. I can't let you in without an ID."

"Who twisted me into this position? Some angry short guy, about this high."

But on a rare serious note, Falun Gong practitioners have been persecuted by the Communist Party in China, which sucks. Maybe read about it here.

UAG