• If you plan to propose to your girl in the theatre, we'll put the ring in the popcorn and try to pour butter around it rather than on it
• Our ushers have been professionally trained to yeet loud people
• We'll let you take one of our lobby standees home and have sex with it if you promise to bring it back
• Free beeper so you can leave the theatre and have lunch and dinner while the trailers are playing
• Free admission to any new movie starring expired character actor Thomas Mitchell
• If our concession employees spontaneously break out into a rap cipher, you will automatically be invited to spit some bars

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