The Internet's biggest gathering of content creators and influencers is next week, and here are the newest additions to the already packed guest list:
• Logan Paul, Mr. Beast and KSI will be handing out boxes of their shitty unsold Lunchly meals to anyone who doesn't resist
• Harmony Patel will show you how to cook her famous TikTok Tikka Masala
• 4 year old Justin Bieber impersonator Jesse Breebs will sing an extended 10 minute version of "Baby"
• Police will arrest twenty 4chan users live in Hall C
• OnlyJayus will publicly rebrand herself as DEIUnityWokeSistah
• Prank content creators Laphy and the Boom will cause the tragic death of all 450 guests in the main auditorium
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