"Hey, where you want to order dinner from?"
"Let's get Chinese from No One."
"No One?"
"Yeah, No One on South Orange Avenue."
"I've never heard of that place."
"Yes you have. We went there after your dentist appointment last month."
"..."
"..."
"Oh shit. You mean NUMBER ONE."
"Huh?"
"The Chinese place is called Number One. They just abbreviated the word "number" as "no."
"Are you sure? I still think it's No One."
"Whatever. I'll call them now."
*phone rings*
"Hello. NOI Chinese restaurant. What is your order?"
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