Alex Jones's stable of talented writers are cranking out improbable (yet unbelievable) conspiracy stories for gullible dumbasses to believe at first listen. Here are some conspiracies you can expect on one of his upcoming broadcasts:
• UPC symbols are actually secret QR codes that homosexuals use to get the "gay discount" at the supermarket
• Universal remotes use infrared frequencies, which are responsible for airborne AIDS and electronic COVID
• The 2020 film "Wonder Woman 1984" uses subliminal messages to indoctrinate viewers into thinking it's not an absolute piece of shit film
• Dentists nationwide are using fillings as dumping grounds for toxic waste from the wind farm industry
• All school shootings have been faked using special effects by evil liberal Hollywood studios to convince people to give up their guns and stop worshipping God
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