The following Missed Connections were posted by dogs that visited the Bucks County Core Creek Dog Park in Langhorne, PA:
You: The Russian Toy with the limp
Me: The smooth talking Dachshund
Hey gorgeous. We're the same height. Wanna go get coffee sometime?
You: The distinguished Cane Corso
Me: The miniature Schnauzer in the REI harness
You seemed distracted and nervous. Are you a rescue? Me too!
You: The Shi Tzu in the fur coat
Me: The Beagle/Retriever mix with the hazel eyes
We had simulated sex over by the ramp. Wanna do it for real next time? I'm fixed!
You: The oh-so-elegant Greyhound/Pointer mix
Me: The wheezing Pug
I couldn't catch you because your legs are so long and I'm a furry paperweight. But I felt we had a connection!
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