Alex Jones's famous stable of unstable writers continue to crank out a remarkable volume of batshit conspiracy theories for him to pollute the airwaves with. Here now are stories that they plan to excrete:
• Nancy Pelosi is actually a Halloween skeleton in a wig remote controlled by George Soros.
• Harvey Weinstein was framed. All those women stormed his shower to gaze at him when he left his hotel room unlocked.
• Covid was originally a Mr. Beast prank that grew out of control
• The American Cancer Society actually injected cancer INTO bottles of Roundup weed killer, turning it into a carcinogen
• There were 16 more seasons of "The X-Files" filmed, but the government got the show canceled after episode plots came too close to reality, especially the lizard people storyline.
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