"Aha fools! I have just turned your virginal young lady friend into a sex-starved... wait a minute. You already had a lower back tattoo? WTF?"
"No no no no no no no, I'm not in a bad knockoff movie. I'm not in a bad knockoff movie..."
"This is the sexiest episode of Animorphs EVER!"
"Miss Trouble? You... you got something on your shirt. Right there."
"Okay, okay! JEEZ." *reaches for a second dollar bill to tip her*
"I don't need a girlfriend. I go SOLO, understand?"
The erotic prequel to "Fire In His Urinal"
"Man, the bonus fighter characters in Mortal Kombat are getting ridiculous."
"My calendar is pretty tight, but I think I can squeeze you in on Monday, April 10 through Friday, April 21."
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