The Latest New Perks of Being an AMC Stubs Member

AMC would like to know why you haven't signed up for their Stubs Rewards Program. Especially since they've added so many new benefits for current and new members. Here are the latest perks you can enjoy if you sign up now:

• We give you a large flag, so if there's a line of dialogue that you didn't catch, you can hold the flag up and we will rewind the film reel 15 seconds for you.

• Unlimited free refills of Coke in your car's gas tank

• If you let us, we will hold and shake your penis for you while you pee in the bathroom

• GIANT SALTED PRETZEL NECKLACE

• Free offshore tax shelters (for Stubs members with over $500M)

• Members who are Instagram influencers will be able to live stream the entire movie on their channel, free of charge.

• Special private screening of all upcoming Marvel movies so you can spoil it for everyone else like a real asshole.