Alex Jones and his staff of writers continue to litter the mediasphere with their outlandish wacko conspiracies, and their dumb target audience is still eating it up. Here are the latest unverified news "stories" that they're working on:
• The show "Ted Lasso" is a tool planted by FIFA to make Americans like soccer and therefore bow to the globalist, freedom-hating Saudis
• Those ziploc bags that you carry goldfish home in from Petsmart? NOT ZIPLOC BRAND
• Whenever you see a "®" symbol next to a company's logo, that means they vote Republican. Sweet!
• Any rumor that Ben Shapiro is the son of Alex Jones is both stupid and probably untrue.
• Pop up stores are temporary recruiting centers for Wiccans. Spirit of Halloween stores, especially.
• If you don't eat the bowl-you-can-eat in a taco salad, the kitchen can legally re-serve it to the next patron.
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