Friday, February 18, 2022

Top Things To Say While You're In One of Those Soundproof Office Privacy Pods


"You exploitive, capitalistic fuckers can eat my shit."


"I'm sending you via WeTransfer all of the confidential financial records of this company along with the bank account numbers of each of its employees and a copy of compromising videos of the CEO, CFO and board of trustees."


"You should see my office, Mom. It's a corner office with a great view."


"Fuck you, Kathy. You think you're better than me because you're tight with the office manager, Kathy? FUCK YOU."


"No, this is a great time to do the Zoom job interview. What's up?"

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