Thursday, February 17, 2022

Spotted on YouTube

Be careful about not hitting "Skip ad" in some pre-roll. I was listening to some music on YouTube while working on another laptop and found myself listening to a LONG rambling advertisement about vitamins or some shit.


It turns out the preroll was 48 fucking minutes long, and if I didn't hit "Skip ad", I'd be subject to a fully produced infomercial about the benefits of supplements and "natural" vitamins that will  “detoxify,” “purify,” “revitalize,” or “energize” your body; “balance” its chemistry or “electromagnetic energy”; bring it in harmony with nature; “stimulate” or “strengthen” your immune system; “support” or “rejuvenate” various organs in your body; “unlock your body’s healing ability”; or stimulate your body’s power to heal itself.

Bye bye, bullshit!

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