The scribes at InfoWars continue to crank out an endless stream of half-baked, unconfirmed, and plain batshit crazy conspiracy stories for Alex Jones to belch out on the air. Here are some stories that will hit the airwaves soon:
• The cheese in crackers in cheese snack packs is expended plutonium from past nuclear tests
• Miss Cleo predicted the housing bubble of 2008
• Tiddlywinks is of the Devil
• Your mother and I have an announcement to make
• Democrats are trying to use "votes" in "elections" to gain positions in government
• Creamed spinach is neither in the produce aisle NOR the dairy section. WHAT THE FUCK
• Amber says she likes you
• So-called green initiatives are actually secret recruitment methods by eco-terrorists to indoctrinate young people into suicide bombing corporations using explosive pine cones
• There are no Belgian embassies in Belgium
• CNN is operated almost entirely remotely by zebra centaurs on Neptune
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