"Sup. Wait, hold up, hoss. You can't walk onto set and start fucking until you get yourself a porn name. My buddy Huzz has some available porn names in that bucket over by the window, and you can help yourself. But be warned, my dude– they're mostly shitty and embarrassing. Like the movies themselves.
Him
B. Nana Sling
Rodrigo Skidmarks
Banging Chad
Ollie Wantsistocuddle
Randy Sumbitch
Her
Mona Clonal Antibodies
Polly Urethane
Cher N. Sharealike
Maxine Out Yourcreditcards
Pegging Youhard
Belle Bivdevoe
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