Monday, January 31, 2022

Today We Asked A Man With His Head Squeezed Between A Woman's Thighs What The Secret Is To A Successful Relationship

Note: the last TWAAMWHHSBAWT entry was in May 2020.


"What's the secret to a successful... uh... relationship? That's *ah* a really great question. What it... (gasp) takes is mindfulness, which is...GAG... the art of giving attention to the moment... *choke*...and also it takes is... cough cough cough cough... work- meaning, you have to actively maintain the relati... cough cough cough cough cough cough... relationship to spot-check the areas for improvement and *KAAAAAAAK*... gasp... uh... keep... keeping... *neck snaps*.

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