Friday, July 23, 2021

More Memorable Lines From Movies I Haven't Watched


"Time to cash out." *shoots stupid gun*



(dialogue muffled because the low budget sound is so bad)


"What? I don't do that shit. If you wanted a nut log, you should've gone to a Stuckey's!"


"Hello! I'm a kid's entertainer, but at the same time I'm a contractor creating headaches for my client and running behind schedule and going over budget!"

"Your brain is raining again."

(sighs) "Sorry."


"C'mon, team! Let's hunker down and get the stuff and get this done TOGETHER!"

"What the sam fuck are you talking about, Keith?"


"The air conditioner is broken."

"Oh well. Let me drink this McFlurry and then lick your back with the M&M pieces."

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