Tuesday, March 30, 2021

Ads For Eyeglasses Are Weird.

There's something gross and unsettling about eyeglasses ads. Maybe it's in the casting, like they chose people too beautiful to wear glasses or something.


Why doesn't this guy just get LASIK? He shouldn't be hiding his beautiful cheekbones like that.


This is more natural. But she still seems oddly alien and smug.


Oh, look. I found my lost Kraftwerk LP.


Good Lord. Creepy vacant smiles, sitting too close together, smiling in two different directions at nothing. I'd prefer mannequin heads or just the frames. GET ME OUT OF THIS STEPFORD WICKERMAN MIDSOMMAR NIGHTMARE

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