1) What the hell, did you rob a Spencer's Gifts?
2) No, seriously. Why does it look like a nouveau-riche dorm room?
3) Worse yet, is that possibly someone's house and they purposely decorated it like that?
4) Why would you pick bright, garish colors? Wouldn't that detract from all the engorged genitals?
5) Why is the couch pleather... never mind. I know the answer to that one.
6) The whole thing vaguely resembles a set from one of those Nickelodeon sitcoms, which is 1000% creepy. Was that the goal?
7) Does the Mondrian estate know about the knockoff paintings on the back wall?
8) Can I use your bathroom?
9) How can you tell when it's really the pizza delivery guy knocking?
10) To repeat question 1, WHAT THE HELL?
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