"Excuse me, sir?"
"Yes?"
"I ordered the fish fritters, but you brought me the chicken strips."
"No, you ordered the chicken strips."
"Um, no. I remember ordering the fish fritters. Because I wanted to try it."
"Where'd you get a crazy idea like that? I wrote down 'chicken strips' when you ordered it. Why are you making things up now?"
"Excuse me?"
"Look, I'm very busy here. I have lots of other tables to wait on, so don't be so selfish and try to lie about ordering fish fritters when it's OBVIOUS you ordered the chicken strips, for Christ's sake. You ORDERED THE CHICKEN STRIPS, OKAY?"
"Uh, okay."
"Enjoy your meal!"
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