More Unasked-For Taglines For A Long Forgotten Movie (Fiverr Outsourcing Version!)

We're going to try something a little different this round. Today we hired the talents of Fiverr comedy writer jamesdcreviston to supply the taglines to Shark Exorcist since I'm frankly a little burned out. 

Here now are my man's contributions:

Here are the additional lines he provided (blank ones were used above):

SHARK EXORCIST LINES

1.     TSUNAMI IN HELL!

2.     IT’S GONNA BE A HELL OF A DAY AT THE BEACH!

3.     THE JAWS OF HELL ARE OPEN.

4.     PRAY HE CAN REMOVE THE DEMON SEA.

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7.     HELLS A BEACH.

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9.     POSSESSING A BEACH NEAR YOU.

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12. PRAY IT WILL BE QUICK.

13. YOU’RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER POPE.

14. HE’S GOT A CROSS TO BURN.

15. NO FIN IS SAFE!

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17. IT’S GONNA TAKE MORE THAN A HAIL MARY TO SAVE YOU.

18. HE PICKED THE WRONG DAY TO ONLY CARRY A CROSS.

19. IT WOULD ONLY BE LAMER IF IT HAD A FRICKIN LASER ON ITSHEAD.

20. THERE’S NOT ENOUGH HOLY WATER TO COOL IT OFF. 

Big thanks to jamesdcreviston for providing the material this round. Go over to Fiverr and hire him today!