"Oh God. I feel so exposed. Where are my gloves?"
"You know, Chad, I think we've all taken this intramural game a little too far. Maybe it's time to for us to just take a step ba.... GOAL!!!! WE JUST SCORED ON YOU, CHAD! EAT IT!"
"I said certified copy / seven days a week / wet-ass pussy / make that pull-out game weak"
"Eww. Someone got their DNA all over the BLOODLINE. Gross!"
"Alexa, is it a full moon tonight?"
"In a way, yes."
"Boo."
THE END
"What? No one here likes the J. Geils Band anymore?"
"Jesus. You pull over to pee just for five minutes in Georgia and suddenly have to deal with psycho rednecks."
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