Tuesday, March 17, 2020

Today We Asked A Man With His Head Squeezed Between A Woman's Thighs How To Get Out of a Headlock


Great question....oof. A headlock is a very... (gasp)... powerful submission hol... hold. (Struggles) When your attacker or opponent... ack... initiates an attempt, you must... ohgod... exert maximum effort to escape. First, turn your, uh, head toward your... attacker. Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch Then turn into your opponent's body... *cough* so your airway is... no... no longer constricted... ACK! Stun your attacker by... no, ouch I can't breathe... using your ha... hand closest to the front of your attacker's body to strike in the gut or ribs with your elbow. Striking your attacker in the gut and... guh... ribs works for both male and female atta... *neck snaps*

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