Hey guys. This is Mark from the parking deck- you know me from "No, I don't have change for a $50" and "Sorry. I have to charge you for a full 30 minutes. Rules is rules." But for now, I'm the guy that the CEO has inexplicably asked to provide the office with job numbers for your timesheets. And he slipped me an extra hundo for my trouble, so here goes:
26698: Twerking through your fart
42994: Farting through your twerk
02233: Protesting the female Dr. Who like an asshole
71989: Cheating at curling
95735: Peeing into an airplane liquor bottle
48288: Chatting it up with the Minister of Finance
66183: Holding the pickle
30042: Transcribing Don Henley lyrics
57710: Using Google maps to find the Gräfenberg spot
44736: Wearing gold lamé and pulling it off pretty well, I must say
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