Doods and doodettes!
Mark from the mail room here. Some uppity upper ups have deputized me to remind (translation: nag) you fine folks to complete and submit your timesheets by 5pm today, otherwise Accounting can't do their job of billing our clients and then WE don't get pizzaid!
So do your due doo-doo and help us HELP YOU!!!!
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67982: Sending out sausage fest invites
49995: Collecting most but not all of the Infinity Stones
24133: Remembering your myspace password
04032: Telling the difference between Gleep and Gloop from the Herculoids
88210: Eating the cheese out of a "crackers and cheese' snack pack like it's cunnilingus
95255: Forgetting your troubles for a while
58243: Keeping the damn blanket on the streaker
08310: Ignoring Mark from the mail room (Hey!)
44812: Explaining the entire Resident Evil series storyline to your grandpa
32209: Secretly wishing for Whammies
95734: Sharting your kilt
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