The perks just keep poppin’ at AMC for Stubs Rewards members. Thanks to new partnerships, here are the latest benefits you can can enjoy by signing up now:
• Maria Menounos will annoy you in person with movie trivia, behind the scenes vignettes and fun film quizzes.
• We will provide you a solid murder alibi.
• If you’re mostly finished with your popcorn bucket, you can piss in it so you don’t miss any of the movie.
• Free bowling ball-size wad of bleu cheese
• If you call any other patron a pussy, we got your back if shit starts to go down.
• Any of our staff will be happy to send you dick pics if you give us your number.
• If you angrily complain to us that the movie’s events are nothing like how it happened in the comic book, we will pretend to care.
• We will pick you and your lovely wife Amal up in our exclusive Stubs private charted schooner, where we will sail beyond your Lake Como home to the charming province of Lecco for a romantic dinner and seats at the World Climate Summit (George Clooney only).
• Someone in our fine staff will explain what the fuck that Shen Yun show really is.
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