Friday, July 1, 2016

Here Are Your Timesheets For The Week of July 3-8

Hi all. Gabe from accounting here.

I know this has been a short week due to the July 4th holiday, but let me entreat you all to fill out your timesheets before leaving today. Even though we had the day off, we still need to bill our clients for the week, and we need YOUR HELP to keep everything straight (unlike me LOL!).

But semi-seriously, please do your timesheets like good employees do. Here are this week's numbers for you:

74746: Waxing and relaxing

71209: Furiously debating Fresh Prince vs. LL Cool J

03994: Saying "dongle" in an English accent

24424: Explaining to others what you mean by "HuffPo"

83232: IM'ing dirty things to your wife

19928: Not choosing your words wisely

63938: Faking your way through an HTML5 conversation

82348: Quoting the Bible to impress chicks

18762: Cleaning your Neti Pot

94724: Burping your consent

55725: Colorcopying your pits

90098: Recalling the lyrics to "Rappin' Rodney"

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