Hi all. Gabe from accounting here.
I know this has been a short week due to the July 4th holiday, but let me entreat you all to fill out your timesheets before leaving today. Even though we had the day off, we still need to bill our clients for the week, and we need YOUR HELP to keep everything straight (unlike me LOL!).
But semi-seriously, please do your timesheets like good employees do. Here are this week's numbers for you:
74746: Waxing and relaxing
71209: Furiously debating Fresh Prince vs. LL Cool J
03994: Saying "dongle" in an English accent
24424: Explaining to others what you mean by "HuffPo"
83232: IM'ing dirty things to your wife
19928: Not choosing your words wisely
63938: Faking your way through an HTML5 conversation
82348: Quoting the Bible to impress chicks
18762: Cleaning your Neti Pot
94724: Burping your consent
55725: Colorcopying your pits
90098: Recalling the lyrics to "Rappin' Rodney"