WAKE UP, YOU LIMP-DICKED PUSSIES
TASK CHAIR IS BACK WITH A VENGEANCE, AND YOU ARE A SIMPERING FUCKWAD IF YOU THINK YOU WON'T BE PRODUCTIVE UP IN THIS BITCH
GET MAD, COCKSUCKERS
TASK CHAIR HAS ALL THE ADJUSTABILITY AND COMFORT OF AN AERON CHAIR WITHOUT YOU MORTGAGING YOUR FUCKING HOUSE FOR ONE. FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, IT COMES IN A CARDBOARD BOX. SO YOUR FIRST TASK IS TO PUT THAT MOTHER TOGETHER WITH YOUR BARE HANDS, YOU HESITANT FUCK.
GET YOUR TO-DO LIST READY, YOU UNPRODUCTIVE FUCK-BAGS. SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET DONE AROUND THIS DUMP.
TAKE YOUR DAD'S DICK OUT OF YOUR HAND AND ROLL UP YOUR SLEEVES, CUZ TASK CHAIR WILL BE GODDAMNED IF NOTHING GETS DONE IN THE NEXT FEW HOURS
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