"I still think there's somebody prowling in our yard, honey. You did call the police, right?"
"The police? No."
"Why not?! I thought you said you called the authorities."
"No, I said I called El Toro-Tees. They're on their way with collectible ceramic plates, NYPD souvenir T-shirts and small statues of the Freedom Tower."
"Oh thank Jesus!"
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